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5x Musketeers Fics

I don't *think* I've actually posted these here yet, so for completeness...

Title: A Measure Of Correction
Pairings: Athos/Aramis/Porthos
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: 7,666
Summary: Written for the kinkmeme prompt of : “Following the developing headcanon that is Subbiest Sub Athos - Aramis takes him apart (mentally, physically, emotionally), and Porthos puts him back together again. Or the other way around. It's a good night for the OT3. I'm more invested in the emotional impact of BDSM, vs the traditional whips 'n' chains trappings, but I am entirely supportive of any set dressings that anon!auth wishes to employ.”
Set after S01E10. Athos is having trouble sleeping. Aramis and Porthos have a plan. And if that plan happens to involve collars and spanking and tying Athos to the bed - well. Whatever works.

Title: Due Punishment
Pairings: eventual OT4 and various pairings along the way
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: 24,862
Summary: For a kinkmeme prompt of: "The Musketeers mess up royally on a mission. Bad intelligence, or someone being rash- something happens and it's a definite loss for them. Before anyone else can take responsibility, Athos takes the fall for them all. Hard. Maybe flogging or something. Porthos, Aramis and D'Artagnan are horrified at what they have caused and endeavor to take care of their leader in the aftermath."
Basically H/C leading to filth. Because doesn't it always?

Title: And So To Bed
Pairings: OT3 (or gen)
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 677
Summary: Ficlet written for the kinkmeme prompt of: "Can I please have an exhausted Aramis story? No drama or angst, just him being really fucking tired and Porthos and/or Athos herding him off to bed, kinda finding his sleepy rambling funny but at the same time disapproving of him running himself ragged."
Shameless fluff. Intended as OT3, but could be read as gen (or OT4, D'Artagnan is mentioned but not present

Title: Not A Victory March
Pairings: None
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 489
Summary: Written for the kinkmeme prompt of: "Remember in episode 1, where Athos is marched across the prison yard, and all the prisoners are yelling at him from the small windows in their cells? The three must have put at least half of those men in prison, and the they know their names and faces. so when they see Athos being locked away, they have to see an opportunity for revenge against the musketeer that imprisoned them. maybe they fight or corner him in the yard, and the guards just bet on who will take Athos down. cookies if Athos get a bit roughed up but still wins because he is awesome."

Title: Captive Audience
Pairings: None
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 5,112
Summary: Written for the kinkmeme prompt of: "During a mission, Athos is captured by Very Bad Men. They take him to a hideout in the woods or a vacant warehouse or something with a bunch of other captives/hostages. Life is unpleasant, but escape, for whatever reason, looks pretty unlikely, and someone who doesn't know him could be forgiven for assuming that Athos is helpless. So Athos spends his time waiting for rescue by prepping the Bad Guy Camp for his friends' eventual arrival. Peace-tying the Bad Guy's swords, organizing the other captives (bonus if they are primarily women and children), and quietly making Molotov cocktails out of their liquor stores. Maybe he rigs some of the more tenuous architecture to fall with one well-placed shove. When the moment comes and the small but fierce cavalry arrives, Athos unleashes chaos, orchestrating a firestorm of shit onto the unsuspecting baddies. His audience is appreciative."
Also featuring the Mother Superior, because who better to find yourself locked up with than a BAMF nun.


Apr. 3rd, 2014

My Musketeers dvd's finally arrived, hurrah! \o/
*nation rejoices as I finally stop whining*

So Tom "functions quite well" being told what to do, huh? XD
and Howard: "Every now and then you'll hit a sweet spot." XDD

a few screencaps from the extras bootcamp and costume sections, which is all I've seen so farCollapse )


Mar. 29th, 2014

Holy shit. Hey, serriadh - you know we wanted Anna Chancellor for Quaint Irene? Well she's only bloody playing Lucia! And Mapp's going to be Miranda Richardson!

Aaaaaand yes, Pemberton's playing Georgie. Not entirely sure how I feel about that.

Athos 2
S01:E09 Knight Takes QueenCollapse )

ETA: Fic rec - Dawn Chorus (Aramis/Porthos) by Mackem - Aramis wanting to shoot the chirping birds so reminded me of this!

Title: Death-by-Night (Part 1 of ?)
Pairings: Shippy gen (could be read as OT3/4 if you prefer)
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 1,581 (this part)
Summary: Someone is killing people within the Court of Miracles, and Flea arrives at the musketeers' headquarters with a request for help.
AN: The Musketeers/Neverwhere crossover, in which The Court of Miracles is basically Paris Below, and the musketeers have to deal with Croup and Vandemar.

What's she doing here?Collapse )


Fic - Sins of Commission (The Musketeers)

Title: Sins of Commission
Pairings: D'Artagnan/OT3
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: 3,842
Summary: Written for a kinkmeme prompt of "Get on your knees, before he changes his mind" - C'mon people! How can you not rise to a straight line like that? - OP would prefer the OT3 inducting D'Artagnan into the brotherhood of musketeers (all on one!). Follows on from episode 8, The Challenge. Basically D'Artagnan sucks everyone off in turn, and doesn't really mind at all...

Shouldn't you be out celebrating?Collapse )


"No, no, let's keep things suicidal."

I like to think of this episode as "the one where Aramis puts his foot in it more times than he has feet available, even if you count his horse."

S01:E06 The ExilesCollapse )
They're remaking Mapp and Lucia.

Not sure how I feel about's being written by Steve Pemberton, which I'm tentatively inclined to think is a good thing? But no casting news yet. And I love the original series so much, that it's hard to think of anyone else embodying them quite as well. I shall probably watch it regardless though...

I half hope he makes it different enough that it feels like a completely separate entity. I gave up on the new radio series of Neverwhere because despite a perfect cast it was so almost-but-not-quite-entirely like the tv series that the bits where it differed slightly just felt jarring, and I went and rewatched the dvd instead.

So, I know there's at least a couple of Mapp & Lucia fans on my flist, who would you like to see cast? I'd pay good money for Anna Chancellor as Quaint Irene.

Actually, following his appearance in The Musketeers last night, David Burke would make an acceptable (though maybe too old?) Georgie. And Fiona Shaw would make a bloody good Lucia. Fuck it, throw in Alan Rickman, let's cast Tom Burke's entire extended family.

Ooh, although how about John Sessions as Georgie? I'd pretty much watch him in anything.

"There's a dead man behind my sofa."

Tom Burke
Sooo...I'm not saying I've just watched the Poirot episode "The Clocks", and taken 40 screencaps of Tom Burke's adorable little face, but - yeah, you get the idea by now, right?

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Actually it's a very good episode and you should watch it.Collapse )

"Their facial hair will confuse you."

Tom Burke
While also an accurate description of The Musketeers, this is in fact a quote from The Brunchers, a 20 minute short film starring Tom Burke, Natalie Dormer and (briefly) Rufus Sewell.

If you've become as mildly obsessed as me, and what you want is basically just twenty minutes of Tom's voice (and him saying 'fuck' occasionally, which right now is pretty much all I want out of life) then I recommend watching it. It's also sweet and funny and reminds me of several couples I know.

"Because putting photos of your food on Facebook is banned."
"Really? They banned that?"
"No, I banned it, if you upload that I'll have to unfriend you."

No, the rule doesn't apply to cats because cats don't give a fuck.Collapse )
Athos 2
So I finally got round to finishing a re-watch/screencapping of ep 4! Yes it is mostly Athos & Porthos, shut up.

S01:E04 The Good SoldierCollapse )




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