Suzie Shooter

While undertaking annual mandatory training reading for work, I've just managed to stab myself in the face - with the corner of the Health & Safety booklet.

*fails*

The Manager: "Sometimes you've just got to put your foot down. This is our Dunkirk!"
Me: "...I'll get me boat."

Hmmn, have just encountered a thing called a Manometer. I wonder what it registers? *g*

Can you tell I'm bored? Anyway, 2 more hours and then I'm off until Tuesday, woo hoo! The fleshpots of London here I come...

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Someone's just put a flyer through the door entitled "Chips Away". I was genuinely disappointed to discover upon closer inspection that it was advertising a car bodywork firm, and not a fish n chip delivery service. I need to get a life...

In other news, today's canteen menu special was "Baguette filled with hot meat." Is it just me that thinks that's worryingly unspecific? *g*

Happy Birthday marginaliana!

This may be a stupid question, but why didn't they just build the thing at Legoland in the first place, thereby avoiding any costs and effort involved in dismantling/moving/rebuilding?

Here, have an Alex Pettyfer pic!spam. Because I'm bored, and he's cute. Also, apparently not averse to getting his kit off...

Title quote, incidentally, from Point Blanc, the second Alex Rider book. It may have made me laugh quite a lot. Because I am a child.

Also, apparently he was up for the part of Alex in the Mummy 3. (a) I really, really, really wish he'd done it, and (b) WTF, will he only play people called Alex? *sporfles*

( um, there's quite a few... )

oh yes, and Happy Birthday suggsygirl!!

If anyone can still be arsed to think of anything...

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2. One compliment.
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4. One love note, but it does not have to be for me.
5. Lyrics to a song.
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7. How long we've been friends.
8. And a hint to who you are.

Just dropped a sausage back in the pan and splashed boiling oil all over my hand. Ow ow ow ow ow ow fuck.

Happy Birthday mad_lemming_89!!

Train guard, overheard shouting across at passenger on opposite platform:
"Excuse me! Ths is a no smoking station. Go round the back where I can't see you!"

*sporfles*

( book!meme )

Happy Birthday dracothelizard!

M'colleague, upon having a very good view of the Red Arrows t'other night: "at one point they flew so close I could see the pilot's helmet!"

...my, that is close! *dies laughing*

Happy Birthday kharma2815 and cenea! Hope you have a lovely day!

I think there's a wasps' nest in my chimney.

Heard a buzzing yesterday morning, and found a wasp getting irritated with the net curtains - so I let it out, while wondering where it had come from, as there weren't any windows open. Then a bit later, there was another one. Strange, thinks I, but I'd had the back door open by then, so didn't really think any more of it. Then later again, I heard more buzzing - couldn't see anything in the window, then saw it down by the bottom of the gas fire (disconnected, due to the unique way my landlord is funded motivated). So I let that one out too. And then the fourth one, buzzing at the other window. And I could hear angry buzzing for a while behind the fire.

Now either it's one wasp doing laps for a bet, or the buggers are in the chimney. And I really have no idea how you'd get to them. Cock.

Happy Birthday clarkiegirl!

Happy Birthday rionaleonhart!

Hope it contains all kinds of awesome. And not too many zombies.

...because bellap74 told me to. And because I can't really post it at TGS heh.

Title: Meg's Tale
Pairings: James/Meg, implied James/Jeremy pre-slash
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: 1,707
Summary: Western AU. Before there was Jeremy, there was Meg.
AN: No, I don't know why I suddenly felt the urge to write het either. It's never happened before and will, I trust, never happen again. Feel free to ignore it. She was just a bit annoyed at being killed off, and demanded a back-story. Set, obviously, pre-High Noon.

Series index post here.

( The first time she seduced him, it was almost just to see if she could )

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