Has anybody else watched Giles Coren and Alexander Armstrong's 12 Drinks of Christmas thing? It's basically a posher Oz n James/Hugh and they're adorable, and my thoughts are that someone needs to write them drunkenly shagging immediately.
"I think it's bedtime now." "Goodnight Giley." "Night night Xander." "Happy Christmas."
Oh, hang on, they appear to be writing it themselves.