*Shifty man hiding under the stairs.*
Me: "Is that fucking David Burke?!"
Me: "It fucking is!" (actual things I shouted at the actual telly. I'd heard a rumour he was going to be in it at some point, but didn't know which episode.)
Intruder: "Forgive me, for I have sinned."
Priest: "What is your offence?"
Intruder: *stabbity* "Murder."
(I love the random accents in this. The fact that that "murder" was in a ridiculously strong Scottish accent, it was like Taggart Does 17thC France.)
D'Artagnan: "Ths was no ordinary kidnapping was it?"
I'd like to know his definition of what constitutes an ordinary kidnapping...
Much as I like Aramis and D'Artagnan, my main hope with them being off together was that Athos and Porthos would be similarly up to something. I wasn't disappointed XD
I like that when the company thinks it's under attack, Queen Anne has the presence of mind to take her glass of wine with her into the marquee.
Richelieu: "Decapitating one's mother is rarely popular with the people sire, it always looks a touch ungrateful."
Louis: "We will find these assassins cardinal. I can't have people running around trying to kill my mother. Not unless I tell them to."
Vincent: "I'm disappointed."
Porthos: "But on the bright side, you're not dead yet."
Athos: "Draw, if you wish, it will be our duty to kill you. And, incidentally, our pleasure."
(I think he may just have killed *me* with that line. That line, in that voice. *thud*)
Loving the exchange of glances betwenn Treville and Richelieu when Marie de Medici's laying it on to her son. They ain't buying no bullshit...
Athos: "Not a scratch on any of us."
Porthos: "Wouldn't you expect to see at least some damage to the trees or the odd piece of splintered bark?"
Ah, good, the return of CSI Paris...
Athos: "The gunshots were nothing more than a firework display. Either that or they were the worst assassins ever."
Loving snarky!Athos in this ep...
Agnes: "Do you have a family?"
Aramis: "Not unless you count the musketeers." ♥
Agnes: "No wife?"
Aramis: "Something always gets in the way."
Agnes: "Have you ever felt it?"
Constance: "How can I be a wet nurse if I haven't got any milk?"
...I'm amazed that boy doesn't get slapped more than he already does...
I'm not saying this shot looks like Athos and Porthos are holding hands, but it totally does.
*coughs* Treville/Richelieu carriage-sex anyone?
I like that Athos and Porthos are all poised and "grrr" and Aramis is just stood there like "whev's"
Athos: "He folds."
Aramis: "Have you got this?"
D'Artagnan: "Don't you just love it when a plan comes together?"
Athos: "Hasn't the woman suffered enough?"
Porthos: "Absolutely. She's been with Aramis for two days."
Treville: *drops a hint like a brick*
Agnes: "They might welcome him. Perhaps we could live there, in the grounds."
Not the sharpest kitten in the box, is our Agnes...
Aramis: "I made her a promise."
Athos: "Then we'd better help you." ♥
Athos: "If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly."
Aramis "Yes. Sorry."
Athos: "No, no, let's keep it suicidal."
D'Artagnan: "Don't get involved, that's what you said. How's that working out for you?"
Marie de Medici: "Cake?"
Athos: "These barrels contain brandy. A rather good armagnac I believe."
Aramis: "Athos! Now is not the time."
Everyone: *gives Aramis pissy stare*
Aramis: *oops, soz*
Heh, first time of watching I missed that Porthos says "what a waste!" as they carry it off XD
Am hugely amused that it appears to be consistent canon that every time there's a loud noise/explosion/shot D'Artagnan will flinch like a bastard and whoever out of Athos/Porthos/Aramis is also in shot won't move an inch.
Is anyone going to risk telling Marie that a crow appears to have fallen into her hairdo?
Oh, and there goes Father
Porthos: "It's not every day you get to save the King's life."
Er, Porthos, you're the actual king's bodyguards, that's your DAY JOB
Agnes: "I would ask you to come with us - but you already have a family." ♥