suzie_shooter (suzie_shooter) wrote,
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"No, no, let's keep things suicidal."

I like to think of this episode as "the one where Aramis puts his foot in it more times than he has feet available, even if you count his horse."

*Shifty man hiding under the stairs.*
Me: "Is that fucking David Burke?!"
Me: "It fucking is!" (actual things I shouted at the actual telly. I'd heard a rumour he was going to be in it at some point, but didn't know which episode.)
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Intruder: "Forgive me, for I have sinned."
Priest: "What is your offence?"
Intruder: *stabbity* "Murder."
(I love the random accents in this. The fact that that "murder" was in a ridiculously strong Scottish accent, it was like Taggart Does 17thC France.)
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D'Artagnan: "Ths was no ordinary kidnapping was it?"
I'd like to know his definition of what constitutes an ordinary kidnapping...

Much as I like Aramis and D'Artagnan, my main hope with them being off together was that Athos and Porthos would be similarly up to something. I wasn't disappointed XD
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I like that when the company thinks it's under attack, Queen Anne has the presence of mind to take her glass of wine with her into the marquee.
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Richelieu: "Decapitating one's mother is rarely popular with the people sire, it always looks a touch ungrateful."

Louis: "We will find these assassins cardinal. I can't have people running around trying to kill my mother. Not unless I tell them to."
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Vincent: "I'm disappointed."
Porthos: "But on the bright side, you're not dead yet."
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Athos: "Draw, if you wish, it will be our duty to kill you. And, incidentally, our pleasure."
(I think he may just have killed *me* with that line. That line, in that voice. *thud*)
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Loving the exchange of glances betwenn Treville and Richelieu when Marie de Medici's laying it on to her son. They ain't buying no bullshit...

Athos: "Not a scratch on any of us."
Porthos: "Wouldn't you expect to see at least some damage to the trees or the odd piece of splintered bark?"
Ah, good, the return of CSI Paris...

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Athos: "The gunshots were nothing more than a firework display. Either that or they were the worst assassins ever."
Loving snarky!Athos in this ep...
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Agnes: "Do you have a family?"
Aramis: "Not unless you count the musketeers." ♥
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Agnes: "No wife?"
Aramis: "Something always gets in the way."
Agnes: "Have you ever felt it?"
Me: *wine!screen*

Constance: "How can I be a wet nurse if I haven't got any milk?"
D'Artagnan: "Improvise!"
...I'm amazed that boy doesn't get slapped more than he already does...
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Ahhh! Father Burke Duval wrote to the Cardinal! That's why he sends them to get the baby! *have just figured this out*

I'm not saying this shot looks like Athos and Porthos are holding hands, but it totally does.

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*coughs* Treville/Richelieu carriage-sex anyone?
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I like that Athos and Porthos are all poised and "grrr" and Aramis is just stood there like "whev's"
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Athos: "He folds."
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Aramis: "Have you got this?"
Constance: "Absolutely."
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D'Artagnan: "Don't you just love it when a plan comes together?"

Athos: "Hasn't the woman suffered enough?"
Porthos: "Absolutely. She's been with Aramis for two days."
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Treville: *drops a hint like a brick*
Aramis: *sneaky!face*
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Agnes: "They might welcome him. Perhaps we could live there, in the grounds."
Not the sharpest kitten in the box, is our Agnes...

Aramis: "I made her a promise."
Athos: "Then we'd better help you." ♥
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Athos: "If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly."
Aramis "Yes. Sorry."
Athos: "No, no, let's keep it suicidal."
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D'Artagnan: "Don't get involved, that's what you said. How's that working out for you?"
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Marie de Medici: "Cake?"
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Athos: "These barrels contain brandy. A rather good armagnac I believe."
Aramis: "Athos! Now is not the time."
Everyone: *gives Aramis pissy stare*
Aramis: *oops, soz*
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Heh, first time of watching I missed that Porthos says "what a waste!" as they carry it off XD

Am hugely amused that it appears to be consistent canon that every time there's a loud noise/explosion/shot D'Artagnan will flinch like a bastard and whoever out of Athos/Porthos/Aramis is also in shot won't move an inch.

Is anyone going to risk telling Marie that a crow appears to have fallen into her hairdo?
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Oh, and there goes Father Burke Duval. Oh dear. Still, he lasted longer than I was expecting...

Porthos: "It's not every day you get to save the King's life."
Er, Porthos, you're the actual king's bodyguards, that's your DAY JOB
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Agnes: "I would ask you to come with us - but you already have a family." ♥
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