D'Artagnan: "Don't say we didn't warn you."
Porthos: "This should be fun."
Athos: "I think they need our help."
Aramis: "They're just too shy to ask."
(I presume at this point they were tying him up, given they then proceeded to ignore him for several minutes while they duffed up the red guards)
Guard: "Eat it or starve, Labarge."
Labarge: *stabs him inna hand* "Monsieur Labarge to you." XDDD
I think what I like about this episode is that they seem to spend a lot of it smiling and laughing and supporting each other and hanging round the barracks. High drama's all very well, but I could watch a whole series of them just doing that, really.
Athos: "You're a Musketeer in all but name."
Aramis: "My pockets are empty and the cupboard is bare."
Porthos: "Yeah, I just pawned my cupboard."
(I want to know how Athos raised the entry fee, given that he also shakes his head when Porthos asks if anyone's got it.)
Aramis: "Porthos my friend. I think it's time for us to go fishing. For a patroness."
Porthos: "Needs must."
(amused how many people seem to have been quite cross about this plot line, but it is pretty much exactly what happens in the book. even down to the church!)
Aramis: "In possession of one indifferent husband, three lovers and five small and irritating dogs." (Is she the one he ends up with? I wanted to see the dogs XD)
Treville: "D'Artagnan - there's no easy way to tell you this."
*but if you want to enter the contest I'm afraid you're going to have to turn round and grab your ankles.*
D'Artagnan: "That farm was my only source of income."
Treville: *did I mention the part about grabbing yr ankles?*
Does Athos basically spank D'Artagnan on the arse with the flat of his sword? Because it very much looks like it. XD
Bonacieux: "I'm innocent! I love the king! Whatever it is, I didn't do it!"
Richelieu: "...if he has any clandestine female companions." *but if he's bumming half the regiment, I don't care.*
Ah, D'Artagnan's pulled the old 'knock out the guard and steal his clothes' switcheroo. How quaint.
Loving the thunder and lightning storm raging while D'Artagnan's visiting Labarge. All very Frankenstein...
(does it ever stop raining in this century?)
D'Artagnan: "You burned down my farm."
Labarge: "I've burned down a lot of farms. What makes you think I can remember yours?"
*war flashbacks to the end of Stormbreaker*
Labarge: "You know what I like about cutting people's throats? It stops them talking."
Athos to the rescue! \o/ ♥
D'Artagnan: "I couldn't help it, I'm not like you!"
Athos: "You are. More than you know."
(More than you know too Athos, heh *coughs*how'sthewife*coughs*)
There's a y in the day, it must be wet!Athos time.
I do like Athos' approach to random women snogging him. He just goes along with it, and then afterwards is all - nah.
I've just noticed Aramis and Porthos are training together in the background when Athos is teaching D'Artagnan! ♥
Athos: "That kind of stupidity is exactly why you're not ready to be a Musketeer."
D'Artagnan: "You don't mean that."
Athos: "Of course not. But unfortunately - you're now dead."
Stallholder (to Constance): "Even at 20 I'm giving you the bread out of my children's mouths!" OMG it's Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler. Well, the Court of Miracles was basically the Shades, and Treville and Richelieu are Vimes and Ventinari, so...
Alice: "I imagine soldiers are very disciplined, too."
Porthos *oh yeah, I can go all night love*
Ooh, Athos and D'Artagnan's target shooting is exactly the same distance out from the centre.
Fave bit of the episode? The three of them watching Porthos wrestle the other guy. Lounging around, snacking on food, smirking proudly,
Aramis: "The wonder of it all is, he's not even trying."
*fondles his sword hilt meaningfully*
Alice: "You could come."
(...I think he just has, love)
Porthos: "I never had much time for sightseeing when I travelled, someone was always trying to kill me."
Athos: "All I know, is that D'Artagnan has it in him..."
"...to be a fine Musketeer."
*oh, all right then*
Unf. Athos leaning over Treville's desk and having a go at him...I'll just pass out quietly over here...
Aramis: "You only needed 30 livre. Not a wife."
Porthos: "Did I say anything about marriage?"
D'Artagnan: "Well one thing I've learnt. Never put your trust in love."
Athos: *side-eyes him approvingly*
Athos: "Get on your knees before he changes his mind." *thunk*
Aramis: "So - will you marry the lovely widow - Alice?"
Porthos: "Who'd look after you if I did that, eh?"