suzie_shooter (suzie_shooter) wrote,
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Cockwombles

We have been elf-n-safety audited at work. Their conclusion is - wait for it - that we can no longer use Fairy Liquid for washing up as it may not comply with hazardous substances approved for use in the workplace.

Also, we have to display a laminated sign above the toaster, warning not to attempt to use it for "any item not designed to be toasted."

Also also, they want to confiscate our tippex.
Tags: cockwombles, work, you what?
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