Suzie Shooter

Ginger called down the hatchway, "Are you fellows getting up?"
"Just coming now," answered Biggles.


...I think I'm going to like these. *snerk*

Today I haz:

- Washed and dried 2 lots of laundry,
- Washed up, twice,
- Cleared a binbag full of crap out from the kitchen cupboard,
- Cleared a blue binbag full of brambles and weeds out of the front garden,
- Tidied up all the empty flowerpots etc in the back garden and disposed of the dead plants that copped it in the frosts,
- Planted god-knows-how-many pots of new seeds (having found a container of random packets and seedheads in the aforesaid kitchen cupboard. No idea if any of them will come up, but worth a try),
- Tidied crap in bedroom so can now reach wall on both sides of bed for first time in months,
- Been to the shop and bought a card for tomorrow,
- Ventured for the first time into the new charity shop that's appeared round the corner (£2.50 for a thin woollen top? Fuck off, I could get that for 50p in the Salvation Army. On the other hand I did get a book for my mum for £1),
- Downloaded an album,
- Made a cake (rhubarb sponge) for Mother's day tomorrow,
- Done at least half an hour of work-work, having remembered several vital emails I forgot didn't have time to do yesterday,
- Eaten five pitta breads throughout the course of the day - 2 prawn mayo and cherry tomato, 1 plum sauce and prawn chinese mix left over from last night (a certain amount of which is now decorating my trousers due to structural failure of said pitta) and 1 red pepper houmous,
- Had a shower,
- Cleaned the front steps and round the front door.

I can haz pint now?

Shiny Things:
- Daffodils and purple tulips in a vase
- Lush shampoo and conditioner in the post
- Sainsbury's mini blackcurrant cheesecakes
- John Sessions on QI

Not so shiny things:
- Still no fucking heating after two weeks. *sporks gas people, shivers*

I may have to go and sit in a pub just to keep warm. And save my electrickery bill. What do you mean I'll spend more on beer?