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Thank fuck it's Friday! *flops*

Still, have had eclairs and strawberries, picked up a copy of Jeremy's latest for £3.99 in Sainsbury's and got home to find another Biggles had arrived in the post, hurrah!

And tomorrow it's Eurovision. Easily pleased, me.

Oh, and on the way home was passed on the road by a tank LOL. Not something you see every day. Not round here, anyway!

( 2 random James!scans from the Radio Times for your viewing pleasure )

Ahahaha did anyone just watch HIGNFY? Oh Jeremy bless your violent indignance :D

Also, unexpected!Ed Byrne FTW!

( You can stand me up at the gates of hell, but I won't back down )

Tonight's TV dilemma - do I watch Harry & Paul with its "island populated entirely by Jeremy Clarksons", or American Inventor on freeview, which is the US version of Dragons' Den, and has Peter on it. And features an "instant nakedness device".

...I've pretty much answered my own question there, haven't I.

A few screencaps, because seriously, James in glasses? Ngh.

( glasses, horses and that hat )

Got stuck at work in a meeting, missed my train home, didn't get in till seven. Bah I say, bah. Still, today I have a new washing machine (honestly, the excitement never stops does it) so hopefully we have seen the last of the kitchen floor being flooded...

Just picked up the Radio Times, and there's a feature on a new programme that seems to be a sort of animated Spitting Image - and there's a panel showing two people covered in those sensors to do with copying the movements and stuff - anyway, the interesting point is who the two people are at this point depicting - Jeremy Clarkson and Piers Morgan. (what? and what are they doing in that position? *g*)

Hamster Is Fur It
Oh no. Investigators have uncovered a massive trade in illegal hamster pelts. The animals are trapped and killed. Their fur is then turned into coats and sold to...who? Very small people presumably. Richard Hammond was said this week to be in a dilemma. Does he buy one? Or hide?

1) Bloody hell it's windy out there.

2) Why no Foyle's War tonight? Bah.

3) I see Jeremy's managed to get through an entire column without mentioning James. He just mentions Richard instead. And a rampant rabbit. heh. oh alright so not in the same sentence.

4) Damn writer's block. *drums fingers, stares out the window*

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Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has been acquitted of a motoring offence.

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For Jeremy Clarkson, Steve McQueen is "the ultimate man's man, just the most all-man that ever walked the earth."

( Jeremy on the best car chase movie ever in July's GQ. You know you want it... )

Does anyone want a copy of Clarkson's I Know You Got Soul? As I've just been given a copy, but I've already got one.

A heads up - Jeremy's Victoria Cross documentary is on tonight, 8pm, BBC2.

I can't *believe* I have to go out tonight, why wasn't tonight's F Word on last week when I was in? Grrr. Also, why is it overlapping the QI with Jeremy on it by five minutes? Entirely to piss off my video recorder, that's why.

Anyway, so I got bored at work this afternoon and bought Clarkson on Cars from eBay, woo hoo.

AND, I have a free ticket to the St Ives Beer festival *wins*

PS/ why no comment notifications today? grrr. hope I don't appear to be ignoring anyone...

Tonight UKTV History (freeview) at 7pm - Jeremy's ep of Who Do You Think You Are?

Which means I *finally* get to see it, hah!

So, two hours of comedy - well, technically.

( HIGNFY  )

( Ruddy Hell It's Harry and Paul )

( QI )

( Peepshow )

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