"Musketeers are here."
What, like you haven't noticed the four bloody great horses before now? It's not like they snuck up on you.
I like the fact Athos is managing to lean on thin air here.
Ohnoes! Not the pretty Spanish one. Although I like the way the small child with dog is completely unimpressed by the corpse.
Athos is me in the mornings. Is Aramis writing bad poetry?
This is a very good episode for shirts.
d'Artagnan: "She fainted while we were speaking to her." To be fair, so would I. Too much pretty in one small space.
Aramis: "Perhaps she is genuinely blessed."
Everyone else: Bollocks is she.
Aramis: "I didn't become a Musketeer to destroy an honest woman's reputation."
Subtle writing this series, isn't it? XD
Louis: I have a present for you."
Perales: That is the second time you have struck me. Do it again...
Marguerite: "Aramis. Do you love me?"
Aramis: "You know I'm very, very fond of you."
Ah, Aramis is employing the sneaky hood of invisibility. Although not very well, as it turns out.
Meet my little friend, Bill Hook...
Aramis, stop bothering the goats.
d'Artagnan: "Are you waiting for me?"
Constance: "No. I often hang around the garrison late at night. You never know when you might get lucky."
Of course Athos is leaning on a nearby pillar. Where else would he be? XD
Perales: "This is madness!" No, this is
Athos: "If we're all - quite - ready?" Sassy little fuck.
Anne: "I'm told she knows - things. Bedroom tricks." She's a gobbler, is basically what you're saying?
Oh dear, don't talk about being able to retire Perales, it means certain death.
Nice tongue Porthos.
"I don't know how she wears this bloody thing. Keeps slipping." (I think that was my favourite line of the episode, I don't know why!)
Rookie mistake. She'd have been better off waiting till he was on the job to try and kill him. Harder to fight back when you're distracted by your own cock.
Ah, The Musketeers, killing prostitutes and black men since 2014.
Necrophilia, Rochefort? Really?
Yes Porthos, let's just give the mysterious box to the man we're protecting without checking that it's not say, full of scorpions. Honestly, it's a miracle this lot haven't been sacked years ago.
I want to know who the random man running really fast across the back of shot when Rochefort's looking up at Milady is. I reckon he's the bloke who appears in the marketplace later with the huge stack of boxes. I want to know his story. XD
I keep forgetting that Anne's supposed to be Spanish. Probably because she's not saddled with the mental accent all the other Spanish characters have to contend with.
Ah yes, give Constance the completely unsuspicious bowl of broth that we've carefully shown to be Emilie's. She's not going to have nightmares at all, is she?
Aramis, put the queen down.
Constance: Oh FFS.
Okay, WHY are they walking Perales through the crowded marketplace? Even if the carriage Rochefort is allegedly providing is waiting somewhere else (and nobody seems to think this is odd) surely they could have taken him there in another cart, or even on a horse? No?
Oh look, more carrots.
Aw shit don't kill off Perales I've only just been able to remember his name.
Constance: "We think there might be something in it that gives you nightmares."
Doctor: "And how do you expect me to establish that? Forensic analysis not invent yet."
Oh just bloody drink it, man. Oh, he has! Well done that man.
Today on Athos is so done with your fuckery:
Athos: "Your visions are from soup. Not God."
Aramis: "Athos will watch over you. He has some experience in these matters."
You know these alleged guards supposedly watching over the baby? It does seem remarkably easy to wander into the nursery...
Ok, where do I sign up to the Athos-based intervention and detox programme?
Oh, those are *Milady's* packages random box-man is carrying. I see now.
Now, would it not have made more sense for Emilie to say "Okay new prophecy, God wants you all to live instead, go home," as opposed to telling them all it was all bollocks?
"You have one hour before the Red Guard puts you to the sword." Way to put a damper on things d'Artagnan XD
Okay, so token black guest star gets to survive this week, but only if we can make him a murderer. Nice.
Treville: "I want you all to know that no blame falls on any of you."
Way to make them immediately feel guilty before they even know what's going on XD
Well, that was a much better ep than the last two! Next time's looks epic though. Whyyyy must there be more sportage? Damn schedulers.